brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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