You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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