just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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