im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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