Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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