If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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