I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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