u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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