Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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