I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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