Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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