Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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