On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
