hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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