and she was petting her beer can
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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