i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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