what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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