i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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