i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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