You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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