I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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