Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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