But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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