If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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