We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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