Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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