I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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