Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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