you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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