no. you can't hotbox the world.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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