This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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