do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think i got beer on your cat.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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