Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I enjoy the company of your penis
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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