What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
