He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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