I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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