her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
