i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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