Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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