Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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