I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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