BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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