this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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