Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I currently don't understand fingers.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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