So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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