I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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