it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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