ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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