Dual....:-)
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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