so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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