Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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