i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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