I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
cat food counts as protein by the way
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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