He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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