When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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