the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think your dad took our porno
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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