See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You ate ashes out of my bong
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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