whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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