Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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